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Sex is on her to-do list
Posted by hubman38 on November 13, 2009
It’s pretty rare that I mock my wife on here, but today is a special day, and my mockery is relevant to her first ever post. You see, my lovely, darling wife Veronica titled her very first post, published 2 yrs ago today “Sex is on my to-do list“.
Here is her to-do list from that day:
To Do 11/13/07
Laundry
Make Dental Appointment
Get soymilk out of rug
Call Bank of America about promotional money
Fuck Husband
Make Christmas List
You believe that? Fucking me was nothing more than a chore to be crossed off her t0-do list! And notice that I wasn’t even “Hubman” yet. I was just “Husband” to her.
Keep reading that post and it’s amazing what she had to say to me when she knew I wasn’t reading her blog. In fact, I only knew about her blog several months later, when I stumbled across it while looking for something in the browser history. I wonder what she’d write today if I still didn’t know about her blog!
Now, we just assume we’re going to sex every day, and usually do. Are you complaining now, Veronica? Yeah, I didn’t think so! 
Then there is this little tidbit at the end of the post: “Also, that double penetration thing, can anyone tell me how much coordination is required for that. I mean, I sprained my ankle during step aerobics so I just can’t imagine doing that without spraining something else.”
Contrast that with this quote from our profile on Swappernet: “She is very curious to try a DP and is looking for the right man to help us make that happen.”
My, how things change…
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Before anyone gives me crap for picking on my wife, she read this before I scheduled it. And I wasn’t really insulted when I stumbled across her blog for the first time and read that first post. I’m just playing with her and she knows it.
Here’s an outtake from yesterday’s HNT. This was the first shot I took, when I was still messing around with the camera position, the lighting, and were I should be standing. Since numerous readers suggested that I start a Yoga HNT series, I think I’ll do that. I have some poses in mind, but suggestions are always welcome!
13messages said
You two are such a fun and loving couple. Congrats on anniversaries of every kind.
Emmy said
Isn’t it funny to read back on old blog posts just to see how much has changed! I love how much things have changed for you guys!
hubman38 said
I love how much it’s changed as well! I should go through the archives of my old Blogspot blog one of these days….
Barefoot Dreaming said
This is funnnny! Some days it is on my to do list and some days it is on my HE MUST DO ME list… depends
Drew said
The funny thing about DP is that we actually think it will be much, much easier with another man than what we try to do by ourselves! “I can’t reach the dildo honey, you try.” “Oh, wait, shoot, it slipped.” …are the common refrains when attempting this stunt minus another body!
hubman38 said
What I didn’t mentioned is that we have done DP several times with toys and once, however briefly, with a second man.
Just Me.. said
Lucky you for stumbling across the blog!!
Another Suburban Mom said
You just love to mock me. (Pout)! Thanks for the shoutout baby!
hubman38 said
But I mock you with love
Topaz said
I love that pic!
I must go over and pay my respects to Veronica on her blog. And maybe check out her first posts…
And hey! Sometimes a woman’s so busy, sex must be scheduled!
The Dirty Side Of Us said
I loved watching the two of you mock each other it has lots of love behind it
My oh my a lot has changed for you guys in the last 2 years but all for the best and that is awesome and inspiring!
xoxoxo
spin said
LOL! That is too cute.
I will be sure to clear my browers history as I don’t think my outcome would be taken as well.
Wow! look at the muscles in these legs!
Vixen said
I think it’s cute that fucking you is right above making the Christmas list
hubman38 said
At least I’m above something on her to-do list!! I’d hate to think I’m at the bottom of her list :-/
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T said
That is SO funny because when I was married, my husband traveled ALL THE FREAKIN TIME. And when he’d come home, he’d work on house stuff or other things he didn’t get to during the week. I was ALWAYS asking for sex. I finally got to the point when I would ask, “Am I on the ‘to do’ list anywhere? Anywhere on there, does it say, ‘do Tonya’?”
*sigh*
Unfortunately, the answer would be ‘no’.
Aaannnnddd now you know one of the reasons I’m not married to him anymore.
The Dogged Pursuit said
Hi Hubman! Guess who? Thanks to a bout of insomnia last night combined with this post I went back and read Veronica’s blog, post by post and made up to Oct. 23, 2008. Whew!!! I’m exhausted. What a journey for the two of you. Mine’s a little different, but seriously, not by too much.
Oh, and I commented on a post at Figleaf’s that you two are tied for best legs in my book. I think a “leg off” should be scheduled.
rage said
I thought this post was hilarious! Honey do list with “fuck husband” on it. Sweet!
autumn said
cool post! it’s true, she would probably speak differently. it’s awesome that you’ve gotten involved in it as well. just one more thing the 2 of you can share together. funny about the “to do” list. perhaps she wasn’t calling it a chore, just something she wanted to accomplish that day.
Blore said
That suggests a Swing Shift topic for sometime – you have been swinging for a little over a year. How have your tastes, expectations, desires, attitudes, etc. evolved?
Vice said
Love the musings, love the photos….
wannabevirginiawolf said
As for the yoga post, definitely downward dog and a head or shoulder stand or a warrior III pose. Can’t wait to see them…