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No Thanks…

Posted by hubman38 on July 14, 2009

Now I normally don’t post twice in one day, but I logged onto our favorite swingers site since I had an e-mail notifying me that we had a personal message.  We had two messages and here is the first:

Hi,

We are XXX and XXX, A Friends-With_Benefits couple looking for other sensual couples for daytime play.

We are very open and know what we like and don’t mind communicating it to you in an erotic playsession.

Conversely, we are certainly interested in knowing what you like and returning the pleasure! We are full swap and prepared to play after we meet if we are all in agreement.

Naturally, if there is not a meeting of the minds, we just shake hands and wish you well.

If this appeals to you, we have the same name on gmail; email us there and we will send you our pics.

Thanks for reading this.

Does this sound at all like they even bothered to read our profile?  Seems more like a form letter to me!  We didn’t reply.

The other message wasn’t too bad, but part of the profile left me scratching my head.  Can you figure it out?

bad profile

In fairness, there are pictures that show a blonde woman and an African American man.  But come on people, check the correct box for gender when filling out your profile!

Have a good night!

3 Responses to “No Thanks…”

  1. silentmale said

    Profiles and e-mails like that have me wanting to get into swinging more than ever. Just laughing.

  2. Emmy said

    Okay, that profile mix-up is just hilarious. It’s like the one we saw where the person screwed up their age and their height. She listed herself as 58 and 3′8″ or something like that. The pictures verified the mistake as did a couple of comments in the the free text portion of their profile, but still. :-)

    Thanks for sharing!

  3. Ken Wilson said

    Love how they are the same size and weight too.

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