No Thanks…

Now I normally don’t post twice in one day, but I logged onto our favorite swingers site since I had an e-mail notifying me that we had a personal message.  We had two messages and here is the first:

Hi,

We are XXX and XXX, A Friends-With_Benefits couple looking for other sensual couples for daytime play.

We are very open and know what we like and don’t mind communicating it to you in an erotic playsession.

Conversely, we are certainly interested in knowing what you like and returning the pleasure! We are full swap and prepared to play after we meet if we are all in agreement.

Naturally, if there is not a meeting of the minds, we just shake hands and wish you well.

If this appeals to you, we have the same name on gmail; email us there and we will send you our pics.

Thanks for reading this.

Does this sound at all like they even bothered to read our profile?  Seems more like a form letter to me!  We didn’t reply.

The other message wasn’t too bad, but part of the profile left me scratching my head.  Can you figure it out?

In fairness, there are pictures that show a blonde woman and an African American man.  But come on people, check the correct box for gender when filling out your profile!

Have a good night!

TMI Tuesday #195 Beat Your Meat Edition

No miscellany intro this week, let’s get right to the questions.  Click here to see who else is playing!  They’re always on the lookout for questions, so if you have any [just one or a whole theme], send ‘em in!

1. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?

No I haven’t, and to be honest as much as I enjoy choking the chicken masturbating now and then, I’m not interested either.

2. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside?

It depends.  Usually when I play the skin flute masturbate I continue to stimulate myself.  It feels good, ya know?

3. Have you ever video’ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?

Why yes I have video’ed myself having a 3some with thumbalina and rosey palm masturbating!  That file is on the computer sitting on my lap.  In fact, I shared it with a friend just the other day

4. Have you ever look at porn online? Have you ever posted at porn online?

D’uh! Of course I have.  What do you think I’m looking at when I perform hand-to-gland combat masturbate?  As far as posting porn online, go back to my HNT last week, look at the click-thru and decide for yourself….

5. Do you send/recieve dirty email jokes and pictures?

Pretty much on a daily basis, at least as far as pictures go.  Gotta love cell phone cameras and picture messaging…

Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren’t?

No, that would be incredibly rude, even if it was true.

Speaking of cell phone cameras, I came out of the bathroom after my morning routine a little while ago and this was the site before me.  I couldn’t resist grabbing a picture.  After I grabbed her ass   Pretty nice, huh?