Honey-do-me list
Posted by hubman38 on April 10, 2009
Hubman’s Saturday chore list:
- Vacuum house
- Spot clean carpets with steam cleaner (between the kids and the damn dog…)
- Sweep kitchen and hallway floors
- Generally clean up around the house
- Check the condom supply
- Check the lube supply
- Clean sheets on the bed
- Manscaping
[Whatever the antonym is of Veronica's Urban Dictionary contribution "Vanilla Prep", that's what I'm doing!]
Why? Because we have a date tonight! A couple is coming over for dinner and…
What, you think I’d do all this crap just for Veronica? Bwahahahahaha!
I think Veronica mentioned Dina, the female half of the couple, in her contribution to Communication Breakdown.
I’ll leave you with this snippet of a chat I had with Dina on Wednesday evening, as an indicator of things to cum:
Dina: so what do you guys propose for Saturday night….???????
Hubman: you really want to know what I’m hoping for?
Dina: sure…lol
Hubman: lets just say it involves 4 people on a bed and clothes on the floor
Dina: be more specific…lmao
Hubman: nah…. don’t want to set up any expectations. lets just see how things go
Dina: well, I am hoping we laugh, get buzzed, fuck the hell outof each other, (all of us)
Hubman: sounds good to me!
Dina: and afterglow on the bed in a big sweaty heap
So you think Veronica and I might be having a little fun Saturday night!?!?
John said
Hubman,
You and Veronica need to come up with a catchy name for the antonym of Vanilla Prep and enter that into the Urban Dictionary. We usually add wash the toys again too and put out extra towels because they might be needed!
Have a great time!
IM @ Sexy Runners said
Woot Woot. Hope dinner and the after party goes well.
Southern Vixen said
I say…YES!!!!
sexie sadie said
Woohooo! Sounds like there’s gonna be some screamin’ goin on at Hubman and V’s tonight!
Have a good time, y’all!
xo~Sadie
hubman38 said
John- I know we do! But “Naughty Prep” seems to obvious. Need something catchier…
Sexy Runners- we do too!!!
SoVix- I hope you’re right!
Sadie- As long as it’s screamin’ of the good kind…
John said
Hubman,
Hopefully you and Veronica are having lots of fun entertaining friends right now! I was thinking more about the antonym of “Vanilla Prep” and the best that I have come up with so far is “Fancy Prep” or “Fanciful Prep.” Vanilla is a synonym of plain and fancy and fanciful are antonyms of plain. Not convinced yet that is the answer, but it might just do for now.
mnwhr5 said
It’s monday and i’m still waiting to find out what happened.