50 Sexting Acronyms and a Prize, of sorts
Posted by hubman38 on March 31, 2009
Sometime between now and Thursday I’ll most likely get my 1000th comment! This isn’t something I keep track of, btw, it’s just one of the stats WordPress automatically generates. As many readers as I get on a daily basis [or as few, depending on your perspective...] I really appreciate each and every one of you who takes the time to leave a comment.
I was thinking I would like to do something special for whoever that 1000th commenter is. I have no idea what, though. Any suggestions? Perhaps I’ll let the winner ask for something…
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Monday evening I was surfing the ‘net and wandered over to GorillaMask, which is really nothing more than a daily collection of links to other crap online, like random porn, stupid videos, lists, whatever. Great way to kill time.
So anyway, I come across a link for the top 50 sexting acronyms and thought “Hey, that would make a great post!”
Fast forward to this morning and the TMI questions for this week. Would you look at that? The first question is about sexting! Here is the list of acronyms:
1. 8 – Oral sex
2. 1337 – Elite
3. 143 – I love you
4. 182 – I hate you
5. 459 – I love you
6. 1174 – Nude club
7. 420 – Marijuana
8. ADR – Address
9. ASL – Age/Sex/Location
10. banana – Penis
11. CD9 – Code 9 – it means parents are around
12. DUM – Do You Masturbate?
13. DUSL – Do You Scream Loud?
14. FB – Fuck Buddy
15. FMLTWIA – Fuck Me Like The Whore I Am
16. FOL – Fond of Leather
17. GNOC – Get Naked On Cam
18. GYPO – Get Your Pants Off
19. IAYM – I Am Your Master
20. IF/IB – In the Front -or- In the Back
21. IIT – Is It Tight?
22. ILF/MD – I Love Female/Male Dominance
23. IMEZRU – I Am Easy, Are You?
24. IWSN – I Want Sex Now
25. J/O – Jerking Off
26. KFY -or- K4Y – Kiss For You
27. kitty – Vagina
28. KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless
29. LMIRL – Let’s Meet In Real Life
30. MOOS – Member Of The Opposite Sex
31. MOSS – Member(s) Of The Same Sex
32. MorF – Male or Female
33. MOS – Mom Over Shoulder
34. MPFB – My Personal Fuck Buddy
35. NALOPKT – Not A Lot Of People Know That
36. NIFOC – Nude In Front Of The Computer
37. NMU – Not Much, You?
38. P911 – Parent Alert
39. PAL – Parents Are Listening
40. PAW – Parents Are Watching
41. PIR – Parent In Room
42. POS – Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Shit
43. PRON – Porn
44. Q2C – Quick To Cum
45. RU/18 – Are You Over 18?
46. RUH – Are You Horny?
47. S2R – Send To Receive
48. SorG – Straight or Gay
49. TDTM – Talk Dirty To Me
50. WYCM – Will You Call Me?
How are people supposed to know some of these, I wonder? “RU/18″ is pretty simple to figure out, right? But what about “143″ or “459″ for “I love you”? I don’t get how one translates to the other. What am I missing?
I think there are some important ones missing: SMYT, DUS, and WF, for example.
Ladies, I leave you with this:
RUH? IMEZRU? LMIRL and you can FMLTWIA.
rage said
Good God it’s been a LONG time since I’ve been out of the texting, er…sexting world.
Just Me... said
I am sooo out of touch.. When I text, I still type out all the words..
:):)
Lilly said
as for the numbers = i love you….459 makes perfect sense. look at the number pad on your phone. I=4, L=5, Y=9. 143 tho? perhaps thats a typo? I dunno, makes no sense numerically.
issuedwifetwo said
I only know what ASL means…but kitty shocks me, damn its my inoccent screen name on an equal innocent messenger……
Emmy said
Good post! I may need this list of acronyms as a reference key in the future.
zephyr said
143 refers to the number of letters in each word. I -1, love-4, you-3. HTH(hope that helps).
~c said
Goodness i didn’t know there were so many thingies to use…lol i use 143 a lot, but use it for “I Miss you”..
Hmmm might have to incorporate this
~c
hubman38 said
Rage- Well get back at it, woman! lol…
Just me- I usually type all of words too, unless if I don’t I’ll go over the 160 character limit. Or if I’m in rush.
Lilly- ahh, thank you! Now about 143…
IssuedWife2- you didn’t know that? hahaha
Emmy- you never know when it might come in handy!
Zephyr- Hey Lilly, we have our answer to 143! Thanks!
~c- me neither!
Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said
Hubby and I use 143 alot…
But I have never even heard of most of those!
Jormengrund said
I don’t text, and it completely flattens me to know that we’ve gone from being a society that uses shorthand for note-taking to becoming people who are reduced to numbers and various acronyms for conversation anymore..
I don’t think I’ll ever fit in anymore, even with my God-like geek powers!
Vixen said
Yeah. I’m all for the normal acronyms (lol, kwim, ttyl, etc). But when it comes to sexting….if I get sext that is full of acronyms like that- game over. I don’t want to be seduced by acronyms.
Zephyr said
I’m with th majority here and type everything out. I guess it helps that I have a full keyboard on my cell… I hate it when people use short hand.
sugar wraith said
I too have a full qwerty on my phone. I hate having to decipher acronyms. Great post Hubman.
amy said
i pretty much type everything out too. just seems kind of not sincere to type 459 or 143 instead of i love you. but thats just my opinion
sexie sadie said
Acronyms suck! Everyone should have an iPhone so that it is supereasy to text! I can actually write a normal sentence, like “ohmygod, my pussy is pulsating quickly, perfectly, for the pleasure of your raging hard, gorgeous cock!” in just about 20 seconds. It takes longer to remember all of those stupid acronyms!
xo~Sadie
Zephyr said
I don’t have an iPhone but something similar and dare I say…….better?!?!?! (Love you Sadie) I have the new Samsung Omnia. Same concept…but it runs windows. I hate it whe people use acromymns and the have a full qwerty keyboard. Waste of technology, I say.